Buur's Shitty Laptop
// System Report //
- CPU: Single-core Potato™
- RAM: 2GB (shared with the toaster)
- Storage: 128GB (95% full with memes)
- Battery: Dies if you unplug the charger
- Display: 720p, 15fps (on a good day)
- Keyboard: Sticky keys, missing F4
- WiFi: Only works if you stand on one leg
"It runs Chrome and nothing else. Sometimes."